stan / 22 / bay area
If humans were ever to prove the theory that our universe is a simulation, it would simultaneously become the moment when artificial intelligence becomes self-aware, ironically making humanity the artificial intelligence all along.
Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal
And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?
Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan
The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.
I was about 12 at the time.
man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.
It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda
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This that feeling when you look at your Sidekick or Razr and get that text from bae while you listening to your MySpace songs.
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Tracklist:
1. Lovely - Deep Side
2. Southside (feat. Ashanti) - Lloyd
3. Lie About Us - Avant
4. Stick With You - Pussycat Dolls
5. Slide Over ft. Miguel - Baby Bash
6. You Make Me Wanna - Usher
7. Don’t Leave Me Girl - Blackstreet
8. All I Have (feat. LL Cool J) - Jennifer Lopez
9. My Place feat. Jaheim - Nelly
10. Can We Talk - Tevin Cambell
11. I Wanna Be Down - Brandy
12. Karma (feat. Avant)- Lloyd Banks
13. Bring It All To Me (feat. ‘N Sync) - Blaque
14. Simple Things - Usher
15. Your Body - Pretty Ricky
16. Body On Me (feat. Akon & Ashanti) - Nelly
17. Sunshine - Lil Flip
18. You Remind Me - Usher
19. My Kind Of Girl - Brian McKnight
20. Let Me Love You - Mario
21. Rock With You - Ashanti
22. Favorite Girl - Marques Houston
23. Cant Let You Go feat. Lil Mo - Fabolous
24. Used To Be feat Fabolous - Ryan Leslie
25. Caught Up (Feat. Lloyd & Ashanti) - Ja Rule
26. That Girl - Marques Houston
27. For The Night - Musiq Soulchild
28. I Like The Way (The Kissing Game) - Hi-Five
29. Can We Chill - Ne-Yo
30. P.D.A. (We Just Don’t Care) - John Legend
31. Touch - Omarion
32. So What feat. Ciara - Field Mob
33. Nice and Slow - Usher
34. Come With Me - Sammie
35. How Could You - Mario
36. Suffocate - J. Holiday
37. Don’t Matter - Akon
me managing to anything productive before noon
HOW DID THEY DO THIS?!??
This one’s for the homies and the thots.
Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/0ro79hvqms610g1/tfti.mp3
Tracklist:
1. Mase - Nothing (ft. Eric Bellinger)
2. YG - Do It To Ya (feat. TeeFlii)
3. Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack
4. Iggy Azalea - Fancy (feat. Charlie XCX)
5. Rich Homie Quan - Walk Thru (feat. Problem)
6. Drake - 0 To 100/The Catch Up
7. Fat Joe - I Won’t Tell (ft J. Holiday)
8. YG - Bicken Back Being Bool
9. Tyga - Hookah Ft. Young Thug
10. YG - Who Do You Love (Feat. Drake)
11. Jeremih - Don’t Tell Em (Ft. Yg)
12. DJ Mustard - Paranoid Feat. Ty Dolla $ign & Joe Moses
13. Sage The Gemini & IamSu! - Go Somewhere
14. Kurupt ft. Baby S & Andre Wilson - We Can Freak It
15. The Dove Shack - Summertime In The LBC
16. Mike Jones - Flossin’
17. TeeFlii - 24 Hours (Feat 2 Chainz)
18. Chris Brown - Loyal (ft. Lil Wayne & French Montana)
19. Adrian Marcel - 2AM
20. Tinashe Ft. Schoolboy Q - 2 On (TOKiMONSTA Remix)
21. The Team - Its Gettin Hot
22. Mike Jay - For A Week (ft. YG & Too Short)
23. Rayven Justice - Slide Thru Feat. Keak Da Sneak & Philthy Rich (Prod. by De’la Musik)
24. Bei Maejor - Trouble Feat. J. Cole
25. Juvenile - Back That Azz Up
26. John Hart ft Iamsu - Who Booty
27. D-Mac - Panoramic ft. Sage The Gemini & Show Banga
28. Sage The Gemini ft Iamsu - Gas Pedal
29. Travis Porter ft FKI - Bring It Back
30. HBK Gang - Quit Cattin (Feat. Kool John, P-Lo & Skipper)
31. Mistah F.A.B. - New Oakland
32. Clyde Carson ft The Team - Slow Down
33. Mann - Buzzin’
34. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On
35. Houston - I Like That (ft Chingy Nate Dogg and I-20)
36. Diligentz - Punk Rock (Remix) (ft. The Pack & Go DAV)
37. Schoolboy Q - Man Of The Year
